This is the facemath I’d been waiting for. I knew Todd was one part Damon, but the Hoffman and Travis addends eluded me. Eureka.
YOU. HAD. ONE. JOB.
Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.
I will never not reblog this.
Understanding the financial responsibilities of college
My bro, live on the morning news.
“When my husband was dying, I said: ‘Moe, how am I supposed to live without you?’ He told me: ‘Take the love you have for me and spread it around.’”